Why Does Anyone Still Listen to the Smirking Dumbasses?

Glenn Beck: Smirking Dumbass

Rove & O’Reilly: Smirking Dumbasses Really, just watching the two of them talk about Obama being arrogant is like watching a ‘Daily Show’ parody of them talk about Obama being arrogant.

There’s no picture here, but trust me, Selwyn Duke is smirking. And he’s a dumbass. I got a search engine hit for the name ‘Selwyn Duke’ a day after I mentioned his name. I just couldn’t resist seeing what he was up to. Predictably, it was smirking dumbassery. I did not refrain from posting. Lily and Miss Mayweather, you may enjoy this exchange in particular.

The smirking dumbasses are lying. You can tell by the self-satisfied smirk on their faces. You can tell they’re dumbasses by listening to what they have to say. They had the same look on their faces when they talked about what a terrific and brilliant man George W Bush was, although now they carefully try to distance themselves, they never recanted. They were smirking when they told us the Iraq War was not only absolutely necessary to our nations security but would be the greatest adventure of our generation, and it would be cheap, too. They were smirking when they said that the Feds did a ‘heckuva job’ with Katrina and that they would fix it all up right away. They were smirking when they told us tax breaks were just what the economy needed. They must have been smirking because they must have known that nobody would ever take them to task for their words. Otherwise, how could Glenn Beck smirk his way today through his self-serving commentary?

There he is, on CNN.com, pretending that he’s a ‘real’ person by trying to separate himself from the other talking heads by trying to imply that even though he is a great bloviating overpaid talking head on your screen, he’s not really a great bloviating overpaid talking head on your screen. He’s just down home regural folks, sho’ ’nuff. He might even just set a spell and whittle some if he takes a hankerin’. 

There he is, saying things like ‘A conservative believes that each of us has a duty to take care of our neighbors. It was private individuals, companies and congregations that sent water, blankets and supplies to New Orleans far before the government ever set foot there.’ as if he never never called the Katrina survivors ‘scumbags’ or said of them ‘I didn’t think I could hate victims faster than the 9-11 victims.’ There he is, on CNN, pretending to be apolitical, his conservatism a unique personal perspective, saying things like ‘My point is that actions speak louder than words. The “R” and the “D” don’t matter if the people we elect don’t follow through on their promises.’ as if he never lied about events to deflect blame from (R) George Bush onto (D) Ray Nagin. What a hopelessly biased liberal media we have to allow this smirking dumbass disgrace conservatism before such a large audience.

And speaking of smirking dumbasses, has anyone heard from Ilsa, She Devil of the SS lately?