Comrade Trump’s Locusts

I suppose the thing that makes most people nervous is that he will do the things he said he would do, even the contrary and nonsensical ones.

I suppose what makes me nervous is that nobody has any idea what he’s going to do, including him. He is going to become a president with unprecedented power, thanks to the majorities he brought into Congress; unless Obama does a recess appointment of Merrick Garland he is going to be holding onto a Supreme Court nominee from the get go. I suppose what makes me nervous is that he has demonstrated the stability of the Joker and the moral compass of Lex Luthor and he is going to be handed real, true temporal power over us all.

I suppose people are being either willfully stupid or are spectacularly naive when they say he’s going to be fine because in the past 36 hours he hasn’t grabbed anyone’s pussy or mockingly imitated someone with cerebral palsy. They seem to think the last seventy years of his life was just an elaborate act to craft the persona of a narcissist obsessed with fame and power who treated other people as objects and whose idea of business savvy was often simply fraud by another name; the real man is wise and sober of judgement, they assure us with fervent serenity. However, they are not calm; their panic causes them to freeze in the presence of a predator.

It is Veterans Day and the President Elect is a draft dodger who says he felt like he was in the military because he went to Exeter and compared avoiding catching an sexually transmitted disease to serving in Vietnam. He said of a POW who spent six years being tortured by the Vietcong that he preferred soldiers who don’t get caught. As of a few months ago he didn’t even know what a Gold Star family was while he was in the middle of denigrating one. He calls our generals “idiots” while demonstrating the same grasp of military tactics as a fifteen year old playing Risk. He has an extremely suspicious relationship with Russia that he has lied about. Now he is the Commander in Chief of our armed forces.

I have been warning for years about the Jezekiah Grasshoppers but now they have swarmed into Trump’s Locusts. The Klan is on the march and the Nazis are wanking themselves bloody. Kenny, you should join and I’m going to try to figure out the way I can be most effective; we have a large circle of quiet underachievers that we need to awaken, embolden, and activate for duty. We are not in the future, we are in the present our entire lives have been preparing us for.

 

6 Responses to “Comrade Trump’s Locusts”

  1. I tried to leave a comment but it wouldn’t post. Are you moderating all comments now?

  2. They go low, we go lower (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/11/13/protesters-rape-melania-sign-draws-strong-rebuke-sparking-twitter-trend/)

    Meanwhile the first lady is doing this

    (http://www.wetpaint.com/mannequin-challenge-videos-1536996/?postId=846380&socialTitle=Michelle%2BObama%2Bjust%2Btook%2Bthe%2Bcrown%2Bfor%2Bthe%2Bbest%2Bmannequin%2Bchallenge%2521&utm_campaign=repromote&utm_medium=fnpg-rha&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_term=1478973588337989)

    While her supporters are doing this:

    (http://www.weeklystandard.com/college-students-burn-flags-in-protest-of-trump/article/2005315)

    Nevermind, the protests are being funded by one of the biggest hegimonists the 21st century has ever known (https://www.rt.com/usa/366579-soros-orgs-driving-trump-protests/)

    Don’t join the DNC. You are good people. I know you’re good people because we’ve been speaking for years on these problems. We shouldn’t be involved in this level of corruption and failed ideals.

  3. Whenever there are too many links in a comment it flags it for approval.

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