America’s Worst Sheriff and Most Terrible Actor: Together At Last
This is easily one of the best team ups of all time. At last, two clowns whose sense of self-importance is the only thing more bloated than their bodies are going to stop school shootings. It’s a good thing that grandstanding idiots are on the case; now America will finally be able to put these kinds of tragedies behind us. It will be just like that time when Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh destroyed all those cocaine cartels, or when Donald Trump and Sarah Palin negotiated an end to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. These are people who really know how to make a difference in the world.
For once, a spree-killing maniacs’ manifesto isn’t a right wing racist screed. Still, that somehow doesn’t feel like ‘progress’.
Unrelated but remarkably weird: George W Bush self-portraits.
Betty White knows more about hip hop than Marco Rubio.