I’m the Big Mean Bully Who Is Also A Stupid Fairy Virgin @NRA @Nathan Moyar @Midwest Patriot Militia
Dear Doctor Christopher Not Nathan Moyar (American Patriot);
This letter is in reference to your most recent comment. To begin with, I feel the need to explain to you that this is not a new blog, but a new post on the exact same blog. I’m not trying to ‘hide’ anything; in fact, I am linking to your comments and trying to put our conversation front and center for my readers. I like to start new threads because I dislike writing in the comments section as it is difficult to put links in there. Also, this way my readers are made well aware of our conversation and can follow it more clearly. They generally don’t comment because they understand that this show is between you and me. Kenny is one of a few handful of exceptions because he understands what I’m doing and is free to step on my stage anytime he likes; it also helps in this case that he was an army brat who has a vast knowledge base on the matters we’ve been discussing.
The article about Nathan Moyar that I was criticizing came from the Chicago Tribune. He put himself front and center of a critical political debate and expressed a strong opinion that directly effects the lives and safety of my loved ones; he has made himself available for interviews and seems eager to have attention paid to himself. So I obliged him. If he is such a big tough pretend army man with such big scary guns who is fighting in a war against tyranny, surely the words of a stupid fairy virgin should just bounce off his freakishly enormous forehead. After all, if Rush Limbaugh can use his platform to degrade and abuse a college girl for testifying before Congress for women’s health, surely I can use a blog to point out that the people who were proudly fighting to endanger the lives of my loved ones are treacherous cretins.
Besides, if my little blog post made Nathan Moyar so deranged that he killed himself or harmed or others, then that would actually kind of make my argument that people like Nathan Moyar have no business amassing personal arsenals; after all, I only said he was a middle aged twit and a loser with a limp dick. I notice that you are currently posting a new flurry of invective at me which actually nice because it means you will read this fresh. And I know you will read this despite your denials because you are currently devouring my every word; because I am paying attention to you, and that’s what you need right now my friend, and so I give it to you.
I have a theological belief that our sins are like barbed wire covered in hot tar wrapped tight around us, so that when the angels come to pull them away from us we think them devils and demons. I am telling you this in utmost sincerity and that I understand you are in pain; I am sorry for this, but it is better to live without delusions than to be sealed within them. I don’t hate you, Doctor Christopher, or your friend Nathan Moyar; you have given me opportunity to get to know you and I’m telling you that you have an opportunity to change your mind and grow into a happy human being. Please, reconsider your beliefs and positions. Healthy adults don’t fantasize about overthrowing the government.